If you look at my previous posts they all have similar elements. I talk about my novel, my short stories and the campaign I’m running. These things are important to me so it stands to reason that you’re going to hear a lot about them on my blog. Today I’d like to try something different and tell you a bit more about me.
I’ve lived an interesting life. So interesting that many stories I tell aren’t believed. People look at me like I’m crazy, though I suppose I can’t really blame them. I’ve been on the back of a milk carton after being kidnapped. I’ve shot Martin Lawrence in the face with a paintball gun. My father made the front page of the local paper after he was arrested for drugs. He was the president of the school board at the time. That’s just a thin slice of the more bizarre events in my life, but it gives you an idea of what I’m talking about.
Today I’m going to tell you how I met Saul, one of the other authors I’ve mentioned in the blog. It’s a long tale but one of the advantages of being the author is that I can ramble as much as I want muhahahhaha.
I began high school in Syracuse, New York. They had a wonderful school system, and after dreading junior high I quickly learned an appreciation for the way things were done in high school. They segregated kids based on intelligence so we had an advanced class and a…less advanced class. I was in the advanced class and for the first time I was surrounded by people of a similar intellect. For once we weren’t going at the pace of the slowest kid in the class. Instead, we were able to learn much more quickly and I loved it.
In junior high I’d been a C student, but in my very first semester I hit the high honor roll and stayed there for my entire stint at Solvay High School. I’d been a geek in junior high, and I guess I was still one in high school. The difference was that in high school there was a whole community of geeks, instead of just me. I made geek friends and got myself a cute little geek girlfriend named Allie.
The first week of my junior year my father was busted for possession of marijuana and speed. All of a sudden my friends weren’t allowed to hang out with me anymore. My girlfriend’s parents no longer felt I was a ‘good influence’. My whole life came to a screeching halt, and I was miserable. In response my father did what he always did when something wasn’t going his way…he decided to move. In this case we were leaving New York and moving all the way out to California where I knew not a single person.
I begged and pleaded to stay behind with my grandmother, who loved the idea. We were overruled and my father insisted I accompany the rest of the family. This made me bitter on several levels. First, I had to leave my brother behind. He was three years older than me and having just turned 18 there was no way he was going to move to California. I also left my dog behind. I was very close to Ruffin and it devastated me. We left her in a kennel and I gave them all the money I’d saved from my paper route, but it eventually ran out and they put her to sleep. I also left behind my friends, girlfriend, my job and a full scholarship to Syracuse University that I was elligble for through my job as a junior reporter at the local paper.
Yes, yes I know it sounds like a bad country song. It really wasn’t all that horrible, but at 16 my whole world was shifting on its axis. You can imagine my state of mind as we drove across the united states, with each day putting my old life further and further behind. I was bitter, angry and spoiling for a fight. Back then the style in New York was the dreaded mullet. Seriously, I kid you not. The chicks loved it though I have no idea why. So here I am an angry 16 year old driving across the united states with a mullet and a dirty jean jacket. Somewhere in Arizona I had a really bad nose bleed all over my jacket, so add in a blood stain.
When I arrived at school in California I had no idea what to expect. I’d been a geek in New York. Not completely unpopular by any means, but certainly not part of the in crowd. Not knowing anyone at this new school I was terrified of what might happen. What if I couldn’t find any other kids who played D&D or Shadowrun? What if they hated me because I was from New York?
The reaction I got upon my arrival was nothing I could have imagined, though in hindsight I shouldn’t have been surprised. I showed up with long hair, my bloody jacket and the whispered rumor that I was from *gasp* New York. When people thought of New York they didn’t envision the small town I’d lived in. They imagined the hardened streets of Harlem and assumed I was a gangster. After all, who else would wear a mullet and have blood all over their jacket?
Not long after I arrived a kid picked a fight with me. He was a good foot taller than I was and made fun of me because I was poor. What he didn’t know was that my dog had just been put to sleep because I was out of money. My father had moved without first having found a job, so for a little while my family was living on welfare. I don’t know what came over me, but I saw red and the only thing I could think of was my dog dying. I snapped and beat the ever living crap out of him.
I don’t remember the kid’s name, but we called him Beanpole because of his height. Well, poor Beanpole wasn’t all that hurt from our scuffle and came out of it with nothing more dramatic than a small cut on his face and an even smaller bruise on his lip. Unfortunately for him he had a doctor’s appointment after school, and the doctor insisted on putting bandages on his face.
The next day when he came to school rumors flew all over campus about what a cold blooded killer I was. I was the angry killer from New York who’d beaten the crap out of a much bigger kid. That same day a cloud of girls started following me around, though I was too young and too timid to understand why. I’d effectively become the alpha male of our class without meaning too.
Within three days I had a girlfriend. Not one of the plumply pretty ones like I dated in New York. Danielle was one of the hot ones and she wanted me. I was shocked but what teenage male would say no? Certainly not me. Danielle and I had absolutely nothing in common except that she had breasts and I wanted to touch them, but somehow it turned into a year long relationship.
Superficially things looked great. I had a girlfriend and I was popular. The thing is I’m a gamer geek and I missed gaming. I tried sitting in the library with a Dungeons & Dragons book displayed prominently in front of me, but with no luck. I was starting to despair when I heard someone at the next table mention the word ‘resurrection’. I figured I had a 50/50 shot. Either they were talking about religion, or they were talking about gaming.
I took a chance and plopped myself down amidst four guys. All four of them shot me terrified glances, but they relaxed when I asked if they were gamers. It turned out they were, but they were in need of a GM. It was a role I was happy to fill, and one of those guys (Jeff) was the best man in my wedding and is still my best friend today.
Another one was a die hard Christian named Saul, though he’s long since become a heathen like the rest of my friends. That’s the same Saul you hear me mentioning in the blog. Fifteen years after we first met we’re still friends, and we still have the same dream of seeing our name on a novel. Anyway, long story but I hope you enjoyed it.
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